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Quotes I like

18 Nov

Here are some of the quotes I like.

Inspirational / Truth

When you were born, you cried while the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a way that when you die, the world cries while you rejoice. – Robin Sharma (The Monk who sold his Ferrari)

On your deathbed you will never wish,you spent more time at the office. – Robin Sharma (The Monk who sold his Ferrari)

Destiny unfolds according to the choices one makes – Robin Sharma (The Monk who sold his Ferrari)

My friend, saying that you don’t have time to improve your thoughts and your life is like saying you don’t have time to stop for gas because you are too busy driving. Eventually it will catch up with you.– Robin Sharma (The Monk who sold his Ferrari)

Either you set your goals and, in doing so, have your life governed by choice or you do nothing and have your life governed by chance. – Robin Sharma

Alright, the secret of happiness is simple: find out what you truly love to do and then direct all of your energy towards doing it. – Robin Sharma

Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. (That is alchemy’s First Law of Equivalent Exchange)– Full Metal Alchemist

My memories are the driving force of everything I do. – Full Metal Alchemist


Funny (don’t take these seriously 😉 )

Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient.— Russell Brand

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people. – Rodney Dangerfield

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her. – Rodney Dangerfield

My uncle’s dying wish – he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair. – Rodney Dangerfield

My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light. – Rodney Dangerfield

Boy were we poor, if I wasn’t born a boy I would of had nothing to play with. – Rodney Dangerfield

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother. – Rodney Dangerfield

I was so depressed that I decided to jump from the tenth floor. They sent up a priest. He said ” on your mark ……” – Rodney Dangerfield

My wife had her drivers test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear. – Rodney Dangerfield

 

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